Majoogalie Muffins- Means boobies... flat out they mean boobies. The word was originally supposed to be jubblies, it was distorted through a long imitation game of operator to majoogalie. Muffins just sounds better next to it so the amendment was made and Majoogalie muffins was formed.

 

Jack A. McGee- This was originally Jack Ass McGee. A diss made parent and student friendly into Jack A. McGee.

 

You Suck at Life- A diss developed in an angry rage of constant video game losing one winter day. Monte used the words you suck so much that he needed something new... and you suck at life was created.

Asssssss- In an attempt to call some one an ass one freezing day at Aikans sledding hill, a shivering Kaestner mumbled out asssss to the boy who cut him and his sled off causing them to take a nasty spill.

 

Assface- A frustrated dou was arguing over a fair or foul ball in a whiffle ball game in Monte's back yard. As the other players were leaving, Monte shouted out "hey assface get back here". Despite the diss being singular and the people meaning multiple, this diss is the perfect diss.

Bullsoney- In a quick save, Kaestner was about to say bull shit in front of his younger brother, but quickly made the transition to boloney. Soon enough he was stuck on saying bullsoney regularly and most of the world has joined in on it.

 

Boooooom- As some know, an entire day with Rob Defusco is kind of like listening to a washing machine. You rarely understand what he is saying, but when you think back on it all you can recall is "boooooom". In an attempt to annoy Monte, Tom is a frequent user of boooom. Sooner or later it sticks with you.

...Patachenko- Despite the belief it was a word made to distract a free throw shooter, this is actually a mis-pronunciation of the name Vitaly Patapenko. But it sounded so cool that nobody really cares who he is, just that Patachenko is a regularly used term for "yesss" or "whoo hooo"

 

Arazonia- Arizonia is the early symptoms of the disease Lukivi. Kind of comes on as a cold and causes you to crave Green Tea (jizz juice) and Arizona iced tea.

 

Lukivi- This is a disease that causes you to lose your finger nails, toe nails, hair, eye brows and eventually depletes you of your spine and you curl into a ball and die. Only treatment is Halls cough drops.

 

Cockafella- As known by much of the school, Coach Cox rubs nearly everyone the wrong way. Cockafella was made up to tarnish the Cox name and eventually mark the down fall of the former dean of wellness.

In The Clutch- Chris Monte and Tom Kaestner were both huge clutch players in the 00-01 Montauk Baseball season. They had back to back hits in the 9th inning of the last game of the year to give montauk the lead, earning them the titles of super clutch.

 

Asle- Asle is a word made to help you get a diss off before a teacher gets near you. If you need to tell somebody off in a half of a second, you can say asle and still be safe when the adult walks up.

Teknocktiklan Nachos- Mr.Dickinson's one lesson that interested the boys all year, well I wouldn't go that far. It was more like the one think he said all year... Teknocktiklan! But that was to plain, it needed flavor and that is when the boys surveyed the menu in hand to discover the word "Nachos".

 

Irish Tea Bags- If you have ever spent a good amount of time with anyone from east hampton high you will probably hear the words Arabian Sunglasses. Tom and Chris were extremely intereted in the saying, but could never remember it. Instead they made up their own version which is rapidly spreading... Irish Tea Bags.

Amazing (noun followed)- A word that basically died out with it's time. But Monte and Kaestner jumped at the oppurtunity to revive a word and Amazing is spreading rapidly once again like it's the 1970's.

 

AAA-Idiot- Another saving word developed. In a close slip up by Monte, he quickly deverted the word ass to Idiot. If you are around some young folk and adicted to "asssss" you should try this one.

Falopean Tubes- Originally heard in Sex Ed with Ms.Mott it became a term to use in a state of confusion. "Hey Chris where's your homework?" "Falopean Tubes?"

 

Keep on Rockin' (In The Free World)- A term used encourage people of all sorts. Was originally just Keep on Rockin' but after hearing the Neil Young song it has basically become generically Keep on Rockin' in the Free World.

Ya' Gotta' Belief'- Saying made to acknowledge the remarkable turn arounds the Mets have that has evolved into a rally making saying for any occasion. If the odds are against you, Ya' Gotta' Belief'!!

 

Cop Dome- The act of giving one oral sex to be politically correct. That is all on this one... I don't want to be sued or anything.