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Where it all began. Since Tommy made the big move from the Virgin Islands to the wastelands of Montauk the everlasting friendship began. The two teamed up and quickly began spending every last minute together and having many laughs. They became known as The Lone Rangers. These two, althought acecpted by all social circles, were the United Nations of sort to the Montauk Public School. Production began, and words such as Majoogalie Muffins (that were destend to take over the mouths of every school child across the nation) were being modified for a release. But than... disaster struck Mo- Town. Tom was moving back to the Islands and all hope had vanished for what was than known as T and C productions
 
2 years later after no communication was so ever between the commercial geniuses, Chris heard the rumor... Tommy was back. Kevin Gomez was ordered by Monte to wisk him to the location. It was true, Tom was a Mo- Town resident once again. The two shared a quick game of Whiffle Ball, and were back to the drawing boards. Words were created, the radio empire once known as T and C 101.3 (1718912467...) was formed, and the geniuses were back to creating what eventually became Texas Chainsaw Masscre Inc.

You probably say some of their famous frases without even knowing about it... think to see if you say things such as:
 
Jahoosalef
Majoogalie Muffins
Jack A. McGee
You Suck at Life
Asssssss
Assface
Bullsoney
Boooooom
...Patachenko
Lukivi
Arazonia
Cockafella
In The Clutch
Niglets
Asle
Huchge
Egnacio
Teknocktiklan Nachos
Canadian Eggs
Irish Tea Bags
Amazing (noun followed)
Package
AAA-Idiot
Falopean Tubes
Rap is Crap
Keep on Rockin' (In The Free World)
Grooooooooossss
Ya' Gotta' Belief'
Vanessa-Fashina
 
... Just to name a few. The two have been creating such successful sayings for over 4 years now. Words are thought up everyday and before you know it, you and your friends may be using them in your very own conversations.
 

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If there is one thing in life that I live for... it is my New York Mets. Robbie, Mo, Cliff, Mike, Jose, Tommy, Al... lets do it boys.  "Ya' Gotta' Belief'"

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